Penguin Real Estate, LLC

My second grader asked me to help with her homework.  The assignment?

“Write an advertisement to sell land to penguins.”

She had taken a stab at “copy” (she had no idea what I was talking about when I used that word) and I asked if she wanted me to “punch it up.”  (Still no idea.)

Well daddy has no job and used to write 95% of the copy for the SiriusXM Comedy Channels…and has this cool MacBook Air and…..an hour later here is where we finished.